What is the definition of Exercises Weapon?

An 'exercises weapon' is like a superhero's training dummy but for your daily routine. It's a high-tech fitness gadget that promises to make you stronger, faster, and more deadly in no time. However, the irony? It's all just a fancy, over-the-top fitness machine that makes you realize your "exercises" are actually just a bunch of repetitive, ridiculous movements designed to make you sweat and feel like a gladiator in a bad comedy show.

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Example sentence: "After mastering the exercises weapon of balance ball tossing, I decided to take on the world's most challenging obstacle course - only this time, my 'weapon' was my trusty trampoline."